Tuesday, June 14, 2005

I Survived

I have survived our four day outdoor festival (Rib Fest). It was a busy week for me, worked late everyday and then went out every night - a very deadly combination which only accelerates the fatigue factor... I am still decompressing from one of the busiest times of the work year for me, but by all appearances, it looks like I made it through o.k.

And yes, I missed the Belmont...not much for the exacta, $44...but here's the line anyways:

# Horse Win Place Show
9 Afleet Alex 4.30 3.60 3.00
7 Andromeda's Hero 8.20 5.80
1 Nolan's Cat 7.20

Wager Type Payoff   Winning Numbers Pool
$2 Pick 3 $314.50 9-2-9 (3 Correct) $442,194
$2 Pick 4 $490.00 2-9-2-9 (4 Correct) $1,846,220
$2 Pick 6 $204.00 7-6-2-9-2-9 (5 Correct) N/A
$2 Pick 6 $19,758.00 7-6-2-9-2-9 (6 Correct) $1,146,740
$2 Daily Double $88.00 2-9 $420,973
$2 Exacta $44.00 9-7 $9,583,612
$2 Superfecta $14,219.00 9-7-1-10 $4,834,612
$2 Trifecta $1,249.00 9-7-1 $12,353,752

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Cuban Immigrants Intercepted in Floating Taxicab


A video grab shows Cuban refugees in a vintage blue floating taxicab being intercepted off the Florida Keys by the U.S. Coast Guard June 7, 2005. A group of 13 Cubans set sail for the United States in a vintage blue taxi converted into an unwieldy but seaworthy vessel, Miami television station NBC6 reported. Photo by Carlos Barria/Reuters

Charger Fans Shouldn't Show Optimism

Yes, the headline of this entry is accurate...that fans of the San Diego Chargers shouldn't show optimistim for the upcoming 2005-06 season. Why? Because not since the early '80's has a Charger team began a season as a 'power' and/or 'the team to beat'. Even after their Super Bowl appearance in 1995, it didn't take long after the following season to see that the team wasn't going to be a threat in the league and barely made the playoffs in '96. And let me conclude this thought with that I never put ANY credence into historical statistics...but just wanted to point this out that for all of my teen and adult life, the Chargers have, despite beginning a season with optimisim, typically have disappointed me...

By all appearances this upcoming Charger team should be one to reckon with...if last season wasn't a one season fluke for Brees, there should be little standing in the way from at least securing their second straight AFC West crown. Tomlinson was dinged up for several games last season and the rest of the team picked up the slack, but he should be back to full speed for next year. The defense looked muched improved and the secondary should be better as well. Antonio Gates is the BEST tight end in the NFL. Reche Caldwell was having a great year until a season ending injury took him out, if he can return where he left off along with McCardell and Parker the receiving corps looks good.

And really, I am very optimistic about next season, yet I do not want to get too carried away. It has been 10 years since Charger fans actually could be excited for the upcoming season. This time last season I was dreading the season and wondered how many jokes about my Chargers I would have to endure...

So now I try to temper my optimism...inside, I think to myself (as I see a Bronco jersey) "I can hardly await for Charger Domination." But as I discuss football with said Bronco fan I say "Oh, it should be good games...but I think we can take you this year!" I don't want to get too carried away because as we all know, it's easy to talk smack before the season even begins, but that smack talk will be quickly returned if it isn't backed up!

Monday, June 06, 2005

Short Break, Now Back To Work

Had an extended weekend due in part to working over Memorial Day weekend...now I will be busy for the rest of this week setting up and doing video production for a 4 day outdoor festival that we host every year... hopefully everything goes smoothly, but usually doesn't...

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Modest Mouse Show Review

Ok, so I'm starting it now... I guess I go to a few concerts so I'll start giving my impressions...

Tonight was Modest Mouse in my hometown of Fargo, ND.....I heard a few songs prior to going into the show, but didn't really know too much about them except for the 'radio hits' that they had....

Show was sold out...which really surprised me....or at least maybe gave the 'slap to the face' of reality that I'm know longer on the 'cool train' and have no idea what's 'cool' anymore....regardless...

Went in blind but had a good time...

Sure, I was looking for a good time, so it may not have taken too much...

Fargo is a college town...and was a good time... I relate Modest Mouse to a more "Edgier Dave Matthews Band"...and I have no tolerance for Dave Matthews, but Modest Mouse is a pretty cool band... 6 members (I think), with several switching off to different instruments (cello, piano, etc), 2 drummers...pretty cool sound... never hearing them before, I thought they had a good sound....had a modern 'Beatles' feel to their sound...

Overall good show, especially when you are looking to go out and see hot chicks and have a good time...of course I'm married, so I'm just looking to have a good time! ;)







Yes, I know, I know... pictures in the dark on a camera phone with no flash don't look that great...but it's all I got...

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

1st Year Anniversary

Wow, it's been almost a year since my first post on my very own blog...

Computer Losers

Although I am most proficient in the video production realm, because my workplace doesn't have anyone with the skills to produce professional (or somewhat) marketing materials/graphics, I am the guy that does all this now. I never claim to be a 'graphic artist' but I consider myself more advanced than most people. I've created a variety of materials; brochures, posters, fliers, print ads and even a 10'x12' trade show display all of which look 'professionaly' created. So from time to time I'll run into a person that works for a particular business, and for this story will be a hat manufacturer, that will need a logo or artwork from us and become annoying...

This recent episode is about as typical as it gets... we have an outdoor festival that we are getting hats and shirts made up for, so of course I am asked to send the artwork to the business that will produce these items, which I do. I send the artwork, which I've produced in Photoshop, in a variety of formats (jpeg, gif, tif and pdf) which any NORMAL printshop, newspaper, etc... could easily use 'as is.' But not there. Shortly after I do this, I receive a call from their 'graphic expert' that needs the artwork in some bizarre form that I've never even heard of. My first response to them is..."Isn't any common format usable?" I can basically render this thing out into any one of a thousand different formats...well of course it can't and their 'graphic expert' proceeds to explain to me why...which I just roll my eyes. So after working with this guy for a full day to finally get him the artwork in a usable format (so he has to do as little work as possible) he can proceed with producing the hats and shirts.

Well now he sends us a 'proof' of the artwork that he will be using to produce our items and what format does he send it to us? In a file that is name.f11 - F11? What the hell is that? And excuse me if you know the answer, but give me a break... you see these guys are only 'computer experts' in the ONE program they know how to use. They don't even know what a jpeg is, let alone what to do with it... and that is what drives me NUTS with these guys. They assume that everyone is using or able to view the files they produce with their 1993 version of Printshop that is outputting files as a dos only file...

So I call this guy up to request that the proof be sent over in a format that is more 'common' and after explaining that whatever a .f11 file is, is not common...how about a gif, jpeg, tiff, pdf or eps? Even an autocad/vector based format is more common than whatever this .f11 file is... my point is, are we their first client or have they never sent a proof to anyone else, ever? I can safely say that if they have sent this file type to ANYONE else they would get the same request back...so why do they do this? Do they have no clue...and the obvious answer is yes.

I love explaining to this guy how I can send artwork to newspapers, televsion stations, printshops and virtually anywhere in the world and have ZERO problems with the files I send to them...but for some reason you and your 'hat shop' are unable to use any file that is typical in the 21st century and I'm made to look like the 'oddball'. Unfortunately this isn't the first time I have ran into this which really makes me wonder how far in the stone age some businesses still remain...and then why is my company doing business with them? Oh yeah...their cheap!

Monday, May 30, 2005

High School Graduations - Recap

Best line from a high school senior speaker at a graduation ceremony I worked: "I've talked with people who discuss Niche, Voltaire or Plato with elementary ease..."

Yes, you see when I was in high school not only was there one person but multiple acquaintances that when we would gather would discuss ancient and/or medieval philosophy...and why wouldn't we? I about fell out of my chair laughing when I heard this line, and I almost felt compelled to approach this student afterwards and ask him if he could (off the top of his head) give a short summary of any of the three historical philosophers he mentioned...but of course I really don't care that much...

Of course after references to philosophers he mentions how he will approach his career with the same intensity that he does when playing a video game...to win... There you have it...today's generation refers to life as if it was a video game, but they are bright enough to go on the internet to look up 3 historic figures that will make them 'sound' smart....

Friday, May 27, 2005

High School - Ah The Memories...Yeah Right

One of the things that my job has 'drawn' me into, is working high school graduations... I will be doing the live video production for the 2 largest high schools in my town. In preparation for this, and especially hearing the student speakers during rehearsal, the song selection's, etc., has me thinking how the high school years could be some people's 'Best Time Of Their Life' and how many adults and students preach that it is indeed such.

I remember going through high school and not at any moment did I even HOPE that these would be the best time of my life. And now, 17 years later I look back and am glad that my high school years and experience were clearly not the 'Best Time Of My Life'. High school, sure, it's the last of your 'innocence' and you want to no longer be considered niave...but let's be honost you will be that way until you've developed career skills...regardless of what that career might be.

I would even say that my entire life up until I was about 25, was not the best time of my life... would I love to turn back the hands of time and return to being a child or adolescent...you know it, but of course packing the knowledge I now have. But for me, I thought the best time of my life was the span of time from about the age of 23 thru 27. I was single, done with college and having a great time. Not that my current status of being older and married with children is all that horrible...but at no other time in my life did I have the freedom I did during that time span and I took advantage of that and had a great time!

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Speaking Of Clutch

I don't know why I haven't graced my blog regulars with a link to 3 songs Clutch (one of my favorite bands) has posted on the internet in advance of their new album Robot Hive/Exodus, which will be in stores June 21st. I've been listening to them since I was informed about them a week or so ago...

So take a listen here and enjoy! It is sounding good!

Revenge Of The Sith - As Expected

Revenge of the Sith is not the "masterpiece" some make it out to be. It is, simply, a far more worthy installment than we've recently been fed. Its currently lofty status is a mirage, induced and perpetuated by the shameless hokum which preceded it. This being said, it should be noted that Sith, perhaps more than any other film in the sextilogy, tries valiantly to be a "real" movie – and often succeeds. But, in doing so, it also forgoes the most fundamental tenets of storytelling.
This is the unbiased (imo) review I expected to see in regards to the latest Star Wars movie, Revenge Of The Sith. For the full review, click here. Most other 'reviewers' seem to review the movie as a fan...and the fans...as I predicted, have an orgasm just getting near the theatre that this film is playing in.

Lucas is just selling to people that want to feel included...and they are more than will to buy what he has selling...

American Idol Sucks Part II

There is no question that my most viewed blog entry to date has been "Why American Idol Sucks". And of course my feelings and attitude for the show remain as originally posted. But just surfing around I stumbled across this piece which I think summarizes the show, why it sucks and why the people that enjoy the show are pretty much dolts...I recommend reading the entire article, but here are a couple highlights:

...a cruel freak show, which plays on viewers’ inherent tendency for indulging in schadenfreude, which morphs into a standard talent show--albeit one with putative audience participation. The change-up happens right after the freaks are shown the door--and it should be pointed out that, in season three, there seem to be a larger number of deliberate pranksters this time.

And when the rest of the “talent,” to use that word in its most liberal sense, is shaped and pared and steered toward the inevitable countdown to idoldom, what’s left is a major snoozefest.

People get hooked on American Idol during its slow-motion-car-wreck phase, and some of them don’t have the good sense to turn the show off when it starts showing its hand, aesthetically speaking. Once the goofballs are gone, it’s easy to keep watching, with the hope that someone else will melt down in the middle of some hideous ballad or after a serious bitch-slapping from the judges.

So, perhaps it isn’t that people care, as the Bee’s Kushman stated. It’s just that they’re too hypnotized to change channels.

And wraps it up with:

And once the alluring hook of seeing something weird and different and awful at the show’s beginning is removed--before the “workshopping” segments kick into high gear--American Idol turns into nothing more than a foisting mechanism for mediocre swill. It is best avoided.

So, if you’re still watching this mess, here’s a tip: Stop. There are better uses of your time, like organizing your stamp collection or looking up words that begin with “V” in the dictionary or staring at the ceiling.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

I Got Nothing

So I'm sitting here, actually thinking of what I could possibly blog, but I got nothing...

So here's just a few tidbits that may or may not interest a person...

First, if you haven't seen a picture of Phil Spector in court on Monday, he is sporting a fantastic white man's 'fro. Check it out here.

Red McCombs finally is able to sell the Vikings. After several years of threatening to move the team, someone different will begin that process.

The weather here has been totally crappy. During the first 2/3rds of April the weather was fantastic but since that time has been totally crappy... a high today of 61 and forecasts have it not getting up to 70 until next week with rain and wind forecasted through the weekend.

The NHL and the player's union appear to be making some headway in hammering out a deal that could see the sport get back onto the ice next season...but nothing has been signed yet, so despite the optimistic reports so far, neither of these groups can be trusted...

I have quite a bit of vacation time acrued right now so I am trying to plan some summer trips...possible events include The Sounds Of The Underground Tour, July 7th in Minneapolis. Primarily to see Clutch, one of my favorite bands that will have a new album out June 21st so would get a chance to see them performing some new material. Ozzfest, August 7th in Somerset. I've been to Ozzfest from 1997-2003 (missed '02) and last year Ozzy was hurt. It is always a good time and it looks like a good lineup this year, Velvet Revolver, Black Sabbath, Black Label Society, Rob Zombie, Iron Maiden...should be fun. Aside from those potential road trips, the Violent Femmes are playing a local club here in July. I saw them about 6 years ago and had a really good time...

So that's what I got for now...

Enjoy the Memorial Day Weekend! Remember the men and women who fight for our freedoms.

Monday, May 23, 2005

Bracing For Another Holdout

The Chargers' first round pick Shawne Merriman is not at the Chargers summer training camp because he has not signed a contract with the Chargers and because of the Chargers recent past of not being able to sign high draft picks until the season is nearly underway or, in some cases, already underway. A.J. Smith, the Chargers' GM is already providing the soundbites that have Charger fans, such as myself, braced for another first round holdout.

Merriman is to bring a much needed pass rush to the Chargers' defense and any lengthy holdout could mean that area of defense will continue to be exposed by the opposition.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

0-2

My horse betting isn't going all that good...but I'm not out a lot of money... I got the Belmont next month to try and get some money out of my Triple Crown bets, but it will probably be tough to do so. Afleet Alex will probably be the favorite, with very low odds. Giacomo posting a good showing should also be amongst the favorites. But I still contend that the field is still wide open, so who knows...

For those that are interested, here's the 2005 Preakness payout:

12 Afleet Alex 8.60 5.00 3.20
5 Scrappy T 11.20 5.80
13 Giacomo 4.80

$2 Daily Double 7-12 33.20
$2 Daily Double PIM SPECIAL/PREAKNESS 5-12 35.80
$2 Exacta 12-5 152.60
$1 Superfecta 12-5-13-10 10,362.30
$2 Trifecta 12-5-13 872.00
$2 Pick 3 7-7-12 (3 correct) 222.40
$2 Pick 4 4-7-7-12 (4 correct) 4,881.80

Friday, May 20, 2005

Preakness Picks

Ok, for my disclaimer and betting method, refer back to my Kentucky Derby picks.

So my bet for this weekend's Preakness is all middle/high odd horses, again because I want a decent return on a relatively small wager...if it all hits...

So I'm box exacta betting: 3 (Noble Causeway), 9 (Wilko) and 11 (High Limit).

So the full $2 box exacta bets of: 3-9, 3-11 and 9-11 will cost me $12 again. High Limit is currently at 12-1 and Noble Causeway and Wilko are both 10-1...so the payout could be respectable...

Good luck everyone...

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Good Times

Have you ever had spells in your life where things seem to be really good... well, I am currently in such a period.

I recently got a bonus from my work place, the first time that this has happened for any job that I had held...unfortunately some city commissioners don't feel that incentive bonus' are worth budgeting for, so it will be the last such bonus I receive while working here, for some reason they never thought they would have to pay the bonus and now that they are they no longer want too...but for now it is nice!

Now, we expanded my department and a new hire will begin on Monday...why is this big news? It's because for a year I have shared an office with another person while a perfectly good (and big!) office was left vacant from past reshuffling and job vacancies. I was next in line (tenure and position wise) that should have been given my own office but because of indecision and 'office politics' I was not authorized to move...that is until now. The hiring of a new person forced the decision and the end result was I am finally moved into my own office. Although today is my first day of residency in my new work space, I can already say that I am confident I will enjoy it. It is considerably larger than my previous work area...in fact the total area I shared with another co-worker is smaller than the total area I now reside in...

Coming from a blue-collar family, I have worked hard at any job I have ever had, and have had about every crappy job a person could have. I have never asked much (in my opinion) from any of my employers and have been taken advantage of more than once by more than one boss/supervisor. So at this stage in my life, I feel like I'm getting some of the things that I deserve at a job that I enjoy and do well at. I'm a simple guy that enjoys simple pleasures...and right now I am enjoying the simple pleasures.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Knee-Jerk Laws

Something that really gets my ire up these days is both the federal and state legislatures passing a law because of a knee-jerk reaction. The states of Minnesota and North Dakota are both doing such...they are outlawing the consumption of alcohol for individuals that turn 21 until 8 (or 9 AM) of their 21st birthday. Why? Because apparently some kids these day have what they call 'power hour' which is going out to a bar at midnight of your 21st birthday and trying to consume 21 shots in that hour. Last year some 21 year-old died from attempting this feat and now both states are passing laws to try and prevent this from happening again...

Ok, where do I start?

First off, if you are DUMB enough to want to try and do a 'power hour', I think you deserve whatever might come your way...and if the extreme consequence is death, you really should have known better. Of course you'll have the people that will point to peer pressure and other factors, but let's be honost here, if you are even thinking of undertaking this 'power hour' you've consumed some alcohol before and know the consequences of over-consumption.

Next, doesn't our state congresses have anything better to do with their time than 'babysitting'? One incident where one moron died from doing something extremely stupid. With that type of logic being used in our state governing bodies the laws that come from these bodies should continue the trend of absurdity.

And when all is said and done, this is probably just another law that after a while will just be forgotten and overlooked by any that should be enforcing it...and what is the punishment and who receives it? Either way, it is just a waste of our time and tax dollars...

Music Everyone Loves, But I Hate

So perusing the blog world everyone has a list...favorite movies, tv shows, music, foods, games, etc.... and me, the conformist that I am, decided what type of list can I come up with? Well, it didn't take that long to think of because one of my 'pleasures' in life is music. I especially enjoy going to live shows of bands that I enjoy and I am fortunate enough to have a job that also permits me to see many acts that I wouldn't pay to see... so let's get into it...in no particular order:

Music I hate that everyone else seems to love:

1. Top-40 Stars (ie: Britany Spears, Ashlee Simpson, American Idol Stars, Backstreet Boys, etc.): Do I even need to elaborate? I'm no longer 12, nor am I a girl...so music that these entities generate is garbage. To futher testify how crappy this crap is, most of these top 40 stars have one, maybe two albums and that is their 'career'. To me, because you can sell a million records (which isn't even a challenge anymore) of crap to idiots that watch MTV doesn't make the music any better.

2. U2 - Honostly, I use to like U2 before they became stars. War was a decent album but that's about it. They became political then commercial and now a little of both...but many a band can do that and still be 'good'. But not for me... their music really never grabbed me...sure a song or two I can tolerate, but as a whole I do not U2.

3. The Dave Matthews Band. Now here is a band that I can whole-heartedly dislike on several levels. First let's review the obvious...every song is the same...or at the least similair. Oh sure, every band has a 'sound' but the Dave Matthews Band, I think, has one song and it is just played over and over. Next, if there was ever a band that has 'sold out' it is the Dave Matthews Band...and this, probably for more reason than any other, is why I dislike them so much. You see you have people that 'follow' the band and their is this false perception that the Dave Matthews Band stands for individuality but the Dave Matthews Band is all about commercialism. They literally will sell any and everything to any corporate sponsor that they can. They have such prominent displays of commercialism, yet many of their fans don't seem to see that or just ignore the blatent displays - and again, have this perception of an 'independent' type band...which they clearly are not.

4. R.E.M. I did not like REM from day 1. And with the exception of "It's The End Of The World", every other song I can not tolerate. I have not liked REM ever and doubt I will anytime soon. I can go on and list all the things I don't like about Micheal Stipe but that is just detailing the obvious.

5. The Red Hot Chili Peppers. Those that know me know, know that I like 'heavy' type music...but not exclusively. They then think how can the Red Hot Chili Peppers be on my hate list? It's easy...they suck. Again, they are a band that to me, most of their songs are very similiar...and just not likeable. The RHP are easily my 'most switched off the radio when the come on' band...partly because the stations I listen too feel that the Peppers fit into that genre.

6. All 'modern' country music. Yes, I hate ALL country music that has been put out in the last (oh lets say) 20-25 years. Oh there may be an exception or two, but I can't think of what that might be. Reasoning: first, all the 'popular' country music songs today are 90% of the time cover tunes of old rock and roll songs. I think that merely taking a rock and roll tune and 'countryfying' isn't a basis for an entire genre of music to make it's 'foundation' upon. Then you have the 'fans'...you see not to cast a blanket generalization, but I will... country (and I always like to pronounce it cuntry when mocking it) music fans are about as bright as a bag of hammers. Drunk hicks or drunk hick wannabees is the cuntry music fan of today and for some reason I just don't like to associate with folks that are proud that they are idiots.

And that about rounds it out... I really can't think of any other band/artist that really annoys me enough to not want to hear it... at least not at this time...but I am sure there are plenty of young, up and coming artists that are just dying to get on my hate list...so I'll keep listening for them!

The Losers Rejoice

So the day is soon here, and in fact it has already came for some...that is the final installment of George Lucas' Star Wars saga, Episode III - Revenge of the Sith. I'm already on record as saying that this movie will be like the previous 2 and 1/2 movies in the saga and continue the road of disappointment.

It is also becoming evident that the media, critics and fans of the movie are willing to accept and throw accolades on this final installment for the sheer fact that it is the final installment. Surfing the various movie sites that have initial reviews of the movie I am finding two distinct trends... first, critics seem to be glowing over it...which isn't surprising since most critics are often 'bought and paid for' by the studio themselves and I would think with the the Star Wars credibility on the line, Lucas took ever precaution to make sure as many critics were bought and paid for prior to the release to insure stellar reviews. The other is reading the reviews from people and it is quite clear that like Episode I and II, if you are a Star Wars geek you will love the movie if it was nothing but 2 hours of static because you have been told, brainwashed and manipulated to accept anything that is branded with Star Wars as being 'awesome.' But reading reviews from folks that I align myself with...that is, I really liked the original trilogy (sans Ewoks) and have been nothing but disappointed in Episode I and II (and especially Episode I which has totally soured me on this second trilogy)... they say that the movie continues a trend that makes it anything special. Lucas seems to (not so cleverly) plant several political/philosophical comments throughout the movie (ie: anti-war and smoking lines). Apparently the movie is filled with light-saber duels that will please many of the Star Wars geeks, but the overall film walks through the motions that we've all wanted to see... Anakin becoming Darth.

Sure, if the film is still playing in a theatre in a month or so and I have nothing better to do, I may go check it out...otherwise I'll just wait to rent it on DVD. But if the initial feedback that I am reading about this film hold true, it is as I predicted...the Star Wars geeks (again) will gush over it, only because they would do so anyways...but otherwise it is another so-so movie in what was once a great story now becoming bland and a platform for Lucas to discern his personal agenda in.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Road Trip

So I was a bit busy last week, which prevented me from posting for a bit...but I was able to go on a 'road trip' with a friend to check out a couple of my other friend's band in Brainerd, MN. It was a good time. I haven't gotten out of town in quite some time. But after the 2 1/2 hour drive, a good night of drinking at the Blue Ox followed by an after-bar party was well worth it...just to get out of town for a night. Really nothing extraordinary happened other than consuming lots of liquor and tolerating drunk stupid girls...but that seems to be the norm when you party with 'rock stars', like I do...

Partied until dawn, passed out until noon, ate and drove home... that is the Cliff's Notes version...but the end result was - a good time, which is all that really matters!

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Bitter Than Sweetness

So I've had a DSL internet connection since it's been available in my area...which is approximately since 1997, which was before cable and any other highspeed options. I like DSL better than cable because I do a fair amount of file sharing and the upstream speed is really nice for that. For some reason I wanted to check out to see what it would cost to upgrade my speed and after some quick checking found out that I've actually been paying for a faster connection but because my modem is/was so old that it was incapable of getting the faster line speed...but I should have been charged a lesser rate. Well, I wasn't a happy camper when I realized this. I made a call to my phone company and after some creative 'haggling' ... mainly inquiring as to why my rate was never reduced automatically ... I am going to be paying the same rate, getting a new modem for free, pay no activation or set up fees (which are all b.s. anyways), a nice credit on my account which will essentially pay my next 2 months of phone service and will be upping my connection speed by next week.

So hopefully by this time next week I will be blogging with a 3.5 MbPS connection versus the old 640 KbPS I was previously connected with. Also, the new modem has a built in router, wireless, ethernet and usb connectivity... not that I will be using much of that right away but being a 'chip head' I have big plans for the future and am glad to finally join the 21st century in that regards... I have a spare computer I let my daughter use and will probably hook that up to the internet just because I can now.

I do have to admit that when I first called the phone company I was ready to unload some rage upon whomever dared take my call but the representative was actually quite understanding and I did not have to issue any ultimatums and alls well that ends well.

Monday, May 09, 2005

Barry Bonds Biggest Phony Ever?

The whole Barry Bonds situation is becoming a bigger and bigger farce every day. Apparently now, Barry does not communicate with his team (San Francisco Giants), their trainers, managers, coaches, players, etc. Showing just how much he cares about the 'team' he is on.

I personally hope that he never takes another pitch. I wish Selig would grow some testicles and asterisk all of his records...at the very least. Bonds' records, in my opinion, should be removed from the pages. He has disgraced the sport and now is making a mockery of the whole situation by 'being hurt and unable to play'...when we all know that without his precious roids he will descend to normality and most certainly be done with a plethera of excuses that are all being set up by his current condition, and not to mention the 'media scrutiny' that Bonds continues blame as well as it being 'racially motivated'.

The true single season home run king is still Roger Maris and his 61 homers.

What a payday!

Well, my derby picks didn't pan out...but I didn't lose too much, so I'm not too sad...and I didn't see any of the'experts' picking either Giacomo or Closing Argument.

But how about that exacta payout? $2 Exacta (10-18) Paid $9,814.80, are you kidding me? $9,000+?!?!?! The field truly was wide open, and it will be interesting to see how high the odds go for the Preakness.

Here's the complete payout for the 2005 Kentucky Derby:

10 (10) Giacomo 102.60 45.80 19.80
18 (18) Closing Argument
70.00 24.80
12 (12) Afleet Alex

4.60
$2 Exacta (10-18) Paid $9,814.80
$2 Trifecta (10-18-12) Paid $133,134.80
$1 Superfecta (10-18-12-17) Paid $864,253.50
$2 Pick 3 (8-9-10) 3 Correct Paid $21,335.20
$2 Pick 4 (1-8-9-10) 4 Correct Paid $164,168.60
$2 Pick 6 (5-5/6-1-8-9-10) 5 Correct Paid $11,228.20
$2 Daily Double (9-10) Paid $1,973.40
$2 Daily Double (OAKS/DERBY - 5-10) Paid $595.20

Friday, May 06, 2005

Ultimatums

My 'bloodline' is of pure German descent, that is my great-great grandparents came straight from Germany to North Dakota and lived in a primarily German settled area...so my great grandparents, grandparents and parents have all married other such German descendants... I have broken the 'purity' by marrying a 'mutt' but that is not relevant now...The reason I mention this is because for all of my life I have been around these German folks and many (if not most) of my older relatives are very 'hardcore' Germans...speaking German, cooking/eating German foods and exhibiting many a German trait. I also am friends with other German 'descendants' that are my age and it doesn't take long to notice several traits that we have 'inherited' from our ancestors...such as stubbornness, hard work ethic and our word is our bond.

Our word is our bond, that is the topic of this post because it is even more complex than that... you see for many a proud German we hold a simple credo very dearly, that is if you say it, you mean it, you do it and you never defy it...NEVER defy it. Oh sure, many may think that's how they are, but no, that is not the case for your 'perception' of that phrase and the reality is often different. In society today people will lie openly to your face, while you know it. People will say they will meet you somewhere at 9:00 AM and not be there at 9:00 AM, sure it may be 9:01 AM, but then why didn't you say 9:01 AM? You see it is that definitive. Most 'hardcore' Germans are NEVER late, in fact it is a standard practice to be at least - AT LEAST - 5 minutes early for any and everything. My family reunions say they will begin at 10:00 AM on a Saturday, but we all know that means show up Friday night to make some red-eye (standard German party drink), drink and play cards (usually of the gambling nature - women will play Pinochle) or other parlor games (ie: pool) and essentially be on site until the reunion has concluded sometime Sunday for us that have to work. There is nothing better than running to the liquor store to pick up the kegs and the liquor store not having them ready...I know no German (which kills me in card games because they all cheat by speaking German...but I am catching on) but know that what my older uncles are saying while inside the establishment are anything but flattering towards the employee who does not have our kegs of beer ready, which at a different time would mean they would get beaten on the spot. (Did I mention that Germans like to drink?)

So now comes my point...the ultimatum...again, our word is our bond. There have been businesses I, sometimes alone and sometimes with others, have uttered the words "I will never set foot in this business again." And by saying this means you are required to honor it...if not, then why say it? There is a popular electronics/computer store in my town will never see me set foot inside of it again for an incident that occurred about 2 years ago. With some friends about 4 years ago a liquor establishment wouldn't sell us offsale at 12:55 PM (5 minutes before they legally had to stop - and did I mention Germans like to drink?) and one of my fellow German descendant friends uttered the phrase "We will never set foot in here again." And I have yet to return to that establishment and have even had to tell people that I couldn't go there because I refuse to enter it because of the ultimatum.

So I am opening a new checking account because I didn't like the bank I was at...no, I didn't say I would never do business with them again (I left the door open) but I just didn't like the service and it seemed as if I was getting raped on charges all the time for items other banks are giving away for free...so it made sense to move to a bank that seemed to want my business. So prior to me selecting my bank I just mentioned to my mother that I was looking for a new bank and told her of one that I thought of moving too... she told me that I couldn't move to that bank because in 1974 they were extremely rude to her and would not approve a house loan and she uttered the phrase "I will never do business with you nor will anyone in my family!" So there you go, I had to select another bank because of an incident in 1974...we hold a grudge and I must honor it, if I didn't I would surely be chastised by not only my family, but everyone my mother could tell..."Did you know my son is banking at a bank that I said we would never do business with?" News like that would spread like wild-fire amongst my relatives and would surely be one of the first things said to me at the next reunion... "Hey, how's it going? I hear you are banking at that no-good bank your mother hates? What's with that?"

To tell you the truth, I think holding the ultimatum and the German stubbornness traits is like a badge of honor and that if everyone in today's society would do the same you would see better service from all businesses.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

2005 Kentucky Derby Picks

PREFACE: I am not a horse racing expert. I do not know anything about the horses entered into any horse race other than what you can you find on the racing sheet. But I do enjoy watching and wager on the Triple Crown...always have, probably always will. I use to frequent local OTB places and on occassion will spend an afternoon 'playing the ponies' with some other friends that also enjoy the same. My betting 'system' is fairly simple. I don't like to wager a lot of money on one race, so I usually will box-exacta, selecting horses that are middle to high odds. Hitting just one of these (which usually happens if you bet on several races in a day) will sometimes get you over $100 on a $2 bet...some days I have been super lucky and hit multiple such wagers...

So this year's Kentucky Derby is about here and from the 'experts' that are handicapping the race, essentially say the field is wide open. Bellamy Road is the favorite, with odds at 5-2 right now. This is what I like to hear... I usually shy away from the favorites because, again, I don't lay a lot of money down and betting the favorite won't really get me any money back. So here's what I think I am going to do this year... for $12 I am going to box-exacta Sun King (3), Afleet Alex (12) and Noble Causeway (2). Afleet Alex's odds right now are 9-2, but Noble Causeway and Sun King have odds of 12-1 and 13-1 respectively... if that 2-3 combo hits, it should pay nicely. I'm throwing Afleet Alex in there because from this week's workouts looks to be the fastest horse on the track...and just over a 4 to 1 payout, with one of the higher odd horses, could still be a respectable payout. And the nice thing is that if I lose and nothing hits...I'm out only a whopping $12...

So I'm going 3-12, 2-3 and 2-12 all boxed exactas, laying $4 (to get the full $2 exacta payout) per bet. If I win, a round of drinks on me! Good luck everyone!

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

American Idol's Unraveling

Of course those that frequent my blog, recall my February rant as to why American Idol sucks. I concluded that entry with my anticipation for idol stars to be arrested as the show would begin to unravel and the 'stars' of the show would slowly descend back to obscurity...

Well, it looks as if a former contestant is coming forward with some allegations that will be revealed on ABC's Primetime Live edition that aren't too flattering for the show. Although I still contend that the entire show is totally produced and rehearsed with the outcome predetermined, this might be the beginning of the end of this annoying television entity.

Will I watch the ABC Primetime Live expose on American Idol? Of course not. I will continue to hate it from afar and the less I know about American Idol, the better I feel. I just want to hear about the things that confirm my theories about the show... that is is choreographed crap...but I really don't need too much confirmation of that.

I do think that this is just the beginning and that the flood of negative press revealing the 'dark side' of the show will eventually come...

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Star Wars - Can It Get Any Worse?

The original Star Wars trilogy (episodes 4-6) was something I remember. The original Star Wars movie had played in our theatre for 30+ weeks before I could finally coax my parents into letting me have some money to go and watch it - they have seen a movie in a movie theatre maybe 3 times total and aren't movie buffs, to say the least. I, like most other 7 year-olds was instantly in love with this movie. It had it all and appealed to everyone at every level. Good guys were in white and Darth Vader was in black. Action, lasers, alien creatures and space ships - it's tough to ruin a movie with those elements for a child. Then came Empire Strikes Back, man it only gets better. The beginning of Empire, I say, to this day is a great way to begin a movie. This Star Wars series is only getting better and I, like the rest of the world, waited with great anticipation for Return Of The Jedi. And this is the beginning of the end... for the first half of Return of The Jedi the movie has great potential and then we are introduced to Ewoks and the movie goes downhill from that point. But all-in-all, the original trilogy is fantastic.

Then comes the second trilogy with Episode I leading the way. This movie was so unlikeable for those of us that remember the original trilogy on so many levels. I don't have to even mention the Jar-Jar Bings character, but needless to say, ruined any attempt at an interesting movie. Episode II, the Clone Wars was so bad that the release of the final installment was delayed until the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy ran it's course so that Lucas could grab all the headlines he can for this final grasp at respectability. Without seeing this movie, nor do I have any intention of doing so, I have little doubt that it will suck like the last two installments. But I am not saying anything that us 'old-timers' already know... that the last 2 Star Wars movie sucked and sucked badly.

So why I am compelled to point out the obvious? It's because there are apparently dorks that are in line to be the first to see the final installment RIGHT now and the movie isn't due to be released for another month. How can this be? After Episode I and II I wouldn't PAY to see the final installment. Who are these idiots? I understand that you have those, that since 1977 have had only Star Wars as their mate...and obviously love is blind because despite the crappiness of the last two installments they are willing to give the Star Wars franchise one more chance. Remembering back to the release of Episode I, I recall on tv hearing about fans that went to the movie multiple times in the first days and weeks...after seeing it once I just wonder how stupid these dorks are. These are the same type of people who have an infactuation with any person, movie, entity, etc. and regardless of how obscure these 'pop-culture' items become, they refuse to acknowledge the crappiness that it has become. But to tell you the truth, I am a bit jealous. I wish I had no life, no responsibilities and no cares where I could be sitting on a sidewalk outside a theater for a month just to see a movie. I would love to not have any other obligations that to squander a month to merely wait in line is an 'activity' that I would even consider. But even so...I still am wondering how crappy this last installment is going to be? I have ZERO hope of it even being remotely interesting and I won't buy into the hype - I never do, especially when it comes to movies. And that's my point... Even if you have no life and waiting a month in line to watch a movie is something you want to do...go crazy. But to pick this final installment of Star Wars as the movie to do so...that, I think, may make you certifiably insane...

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Caller ID - What Type Are You?

I am proud to announce a new topic for people to peeve about...

We've all heard of the debate on toilet paper rolls - should the roll of toilet paper go over the top or behind? Essentially a mindless debate on personal quirks...so I have unveiled a new one for all to discuss whenever they desire...

The caller id - do you delete the numbers after viewing them once or leave them on the device that is displaying them until they are purged automatically? You see, I am one that is of the latter mindset...and I don't think any number should be deleted from a caller id device...because why? My wife, on the other hand, can barely contain herself if (god-forbid) a number is left on the caller id display after being viewed upon...and I am now beginning to see that she (nor I) am alone in our caller id habit.

I just don't understand the 'I have to delete it right away' mentality. What's the harm of leaving the number there? I have 'my own' phone near my computer and I often taunt her with the fact that the caller id is completely full... it is like an addiction to her. She will then try and get the phone to delete all the previous calls as I try to prevent her from doing so. Caller id has made me lazy... I barely can remember a phone number anymore because I can merely punch it up on the caller id and hit dial. Odds of me calling anyone that hasn't called me in the last month (which is about 100 calls and my caller id storage limit) isn't likely...so if I need to find a number, either I have it, or I will be looking it up.

What is insane, is my wife and the other caller id-deleting types. Why do the numbers need to be deleted instantly? They certainly aren't affecting the performance of the device that is storing them? And why would you even consider buying a caller id device that can hold 100 numbers (or even more now-a-days) if you are going to delete them instantly? Plus, there is nothing more that drives me nuts when someone calls and I am to return their call and I (even today) stupidly ask 'What's the number?' I no-doubtedly will end up going to get my phone because I know it won't be on any of the other 'family' phones because my wife has already gotten to it and deleted it with glee.

Women Are Pigs

For some time I've been making this observation... and it really isn't good nor bad, but an observation that seems to contradict what is normally thought... and that is women are pigs...when it comes to food...

I began to notice this when I first started working as a television director when I was required to direct a live news cast then a live event and then another news cast all consecutively, essentially requiring me to be at work for 12 straight hours unable to leave, and then the company would buy the staff food. I didn't even think anything of it the first few times that the company would order 6 pizzas for the crew...which was normal. At first the pizza was always eaten...then on occassions there was some left over...but the same number of persons were still used during these occassions. I have no idea why it popped into my brain, but I began to notice that whenever there was pizza left over the entire crew was made up of men...and when the pizza was eaten entirely, there was at least one, usually 2, females that were working. They didn't appear to eat more then the men...but there was certainly not the food left over... but who cares, I wasn't paying for it and it was a free lunch...

Well now I work at a large venue/conference center. This morning I walk in to see that a large conference is in one of the meeting rooms we have and there is doughnuts, juice, bagels, etc... that was ordered...of course this puts a smile on my face because the left overs will end up in our break room where I then can have a tasty morning treat. But this morning, when I go to snatch up a doughnut or other treat, none is to be found. What? There is ALWAYS food left over...how can this be? Did some inconsiderate person just toss any uneaten food this morning? No. It was a conference that was for nurses...ah... my theory continues to hold. The same amount of food was put out for the size of conference that was taking place, but of course the percentage of men to women was greatly skewed... in fact, in an informal count by myself, I counted 3 men to about 200 women.

I don't mean to demean women, but am just offering this as an observation, that seems to go against conventional thought.

Charger 2005 Draft Review

Well, I wasn't too far off in what I would like to see the Chargers draft and who they actually did...

Their first pick (12th overall) was used to draft a pass rushing linebacker, Shawne Merriman. The pass rush, as I mentioned on April 10th, was an area that needed to be addressed...and address it they did. With their second pick (28th overall) they drafted a defensive end. Of course getting some bad press because the player (Luis Castillo) admitted to using steroids in the offseason...something no pro athletes would dare do...yeah, right.

The Chargers then drafted Vincent Jackson, who is a highly touted reciever with good speed and good hands. They then picked up runing back Darren Sproles who, like Jackson, both can play special teams...so could be put into action relatively quick with the release of previous punt and kick returner, Tim Dwight.

The Chargers then use their final 3 selections to pick offensive lineman (OT-Wesley Britt, G - Wes Sims and G/C-Scott Mruczkowski)...again, as I mentioned prior to the draft, an area that the Chargers could use improvement and depth to help Tomlinson and the run game.

Most 'experts' have given high marks to the Chargers for the draft... but I put no value on any player until they have proven themselves on the field...so it will most definately be a 'wait and see' attitude for me.

Besides the draft, the Chargers then went on to sign 19 more undrafted free agents. Barring injuries and the unknown, the Chargers look to be sitting pretty good going into the 2005-06 season. I really liked looking at the Broncos draft... they drafted 3 cornerbacks and then Maurice Clarrett...apparently they have no db's and need a runningback? Are they the same Denver Broncos that the media gushes over how the 'system' they run just churns out 1,000 yard rushers? Didn't they just get Champ Bailey a shut-down corner? To me, it would seem that picking the players they did, especially at the time they did, seemed like they may have bigger problems then it appears. But as long as Jake Plummer is on the team, no NFL team needs to feel threatened by the Denver Broncos.

So in an early preseason move of 'cockiness' my AFC West standings look like this: 1. Chargers (and you mayl recall I had nothing but despair and bleakness predicted last year for the Chargers) 2. Kansas City - They are making the moves to make the defense better, something that should have been done last year 3. Oakland - You got Randy Moss but no one to throw the ball to him. 4. Denver - Jake Plummer is the quarterback of this team and then the Broncos draft defense and another running back...Plummer hasn't won a game by himself yet, why do they think he is going to start now?

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

The 2005 NFL Draft and The San Diego Chargers

I'm the first to admit that I don't follow college football all that much and I really don't have a desire to 'track' talent. I'll occassionally look at one of the 7 billion mock drafts that are out there, but I just smirk and think about all the time whomever spent to put together a mock draft...a MOCK DRAFT. What value does a mock draft have? Really nothing except to occupy the time of those that have only one objective in life...to follow the NFL fanatically...which is fine...good for you.

Anyways, now to my point... I know nor do I care about the 'talent' of this year's draft pool because every year there are busts and sleepers...the rest of the players sift out to be your average to adequate NFL players. So I view all the draft hype as just that, hype. Since there is no NHL and the NBA hasn't started it's playoffs this year it has been a particularly slow time for the sports world, so ESPN might as well hype the draft...which they do anyways.

Here's what I think the Chargers are going to do, and because I know no names, will give none! (So there!).

I think the Chargers are going to use their 2 first round picks, 12th and 28th overall. I would like to see them get either a safety, wide reciever or defensive tackle/lineman. Since Rodney Harrison was let go - a move I didn't like - the Chargers haven't had consistent play at safety. Sammy Davis a converted CB playing safety, isn't big enough and got hurt often. He is a good cover guy and should be kept there. Signing McCardell is good and if Caldwell is back to 100% at the start of the season, the Chargers look to be solid at WR's but there isn't much depth. I like Parker and Osgood but both seemed to play better when Caldwell or McCardell were the primary threat. So it would be nice to get a young WR to work into the system and if either of the top 2 go down a reliable replacement is already in place and giving the Chargers a little more depth at that position. Defensive lineman/tackle is a no-brainer and I think will no-doubtedly be a position the Chargers fill with one of their first two picks. For the past two years the Chargers have lacked any sort of pass rush. The secondary is greatly improving and if the Chargers could get any sort of pass rush going the defense will be impregnable.

Other areas I think the Chargers could address is the offensive line. It is relatively young, but just beginning to gel. But again depth. Tomlinson last season was as effective as any other...down from 2003, but played injured for 6 weeks or so. If the Chargers could more effectively open up the middle of the field for Tomlinson, he could very well threaten some offensive records.

What is great about the Chargers situation more than many of the previous pre-draft moods, is that the Chargers look good. Their team overall is solid. It is relatively young and has proven players at the skills position. Having 2 first round picks and cap room the hope for all Charger fans that come fall of 2005 we see some new faces mixed with our proven players leading the San Diego Chargers to the AFC West Championship and on to the Super Bowl.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

The Chargers On Prime Time

The 2005 NFL Schedule just came out and it appears as if the world is going to finally see the Chargers. The Bolts, who have had a total of one night time (either Sunday or Monday) game since 1999 will have three nationally televised prime-time games – Oct. 10 against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football" and two Sunday night ESPN games, Sept. 25 against the New York Giants and Dec. 4 against the Oakland Raiders. Also, the season finale, a 1:30 p.m. game Dec. 31 at home against Denver, will be nationally televised.

Out of all these games the one I am most anticipating, should be the one that is Eli Manning's last...that's right, September 25th Eli and the Giants are coming to San Diego. I wouldn't be surprised if Eli was ill or injured and unable to play this game becuase an ass-whopping is what should be coming his way...or at least in every Charger fans dream.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Spring Has Sprung

You will often hear me complain about how I live in the 'barren wasteland'... which is true. Living in North Dakota is the barren wasteland. Very rarely is a week of 'nice' weather ever strung together in a calendar year. Every season in North Dakota can either be the worst case scenario or the best... this is an area of extremes. Our winter was relatively mild... I think we only had about 20 days of below zero temperatures and was broken up by some milder weather - milder meaning about 10 degrees above zero...and of course I'm talking Fahrenheit.

March and April are most certainly a crapshoot when it comes to the weather... we have had snow up until May some years. In 1997 the month of April was one the coldest, most miserable months in recent years... and the summer that followed was nothing but dreary. The summer of 1997, on the barren wasteland was pathetic... it was literally cloudy and cool every day for the entire summer.

So you will have to excuse my over-enthusiasm about the weather we have been having here recently... it has been nothing short of pleasant. The sun has been out for weeks now and most importantly, the temperature has been above 60 every day for the past 2 weeks...which is great. Living in the barren wasteland you need to savor these days because who knows, it may not get above 60 the entire month of May in these parts...

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Hicksville, USA

Yes, I live in Hicksville, USA. Sure, there are people that appear normal and exhibit the traits of people that reside in the 21st century, but don't let the 'normal' folk fool you...you are in Hicksville. In the past few weeks I've begin to 'tune' my senses to begin to pick out examples of my region/town being that of Hicksville...and although one has already slipped my mine, I was able to retain such example and hope to continue to list examples as I collect them...

So my first example of why people in this town/region are hicks is here...

I'm out on a Saturday night with a few friends at a bar, enjoying another friend's band...so as you can imaging, the place has a fair number of folks that I would consider an acquaintance... so one of these 'acquaintances' - one that I particularly don't like and maybe is why this happened - begins to spout off on how he hates the internet and computers. Sure, we all have hated computers and/or the internet for one reason or another at sometime...but this guy was adament on how much of a waste the internet is. While this conversation is developing, me not saying anything because his primary purpose was to obviously provoke me, he searches out other people (in a very loud and obnoxious manner) to further elaborate his point that no one here uses, wants or needs the internet.

You see, this is why I live in Hicksville. People in this region are stupid, or maybe it's the people I hang around with...I haven't firgured out which yet...

I end the conversation with "If you don't have the internet, you don't know all the great porn you've been missing." Which gets a great response from my friends, the exchanging of porn sites - and I'm telling you right now, exchanging porn sites is a great 'ice-breaker' between men, next time you are with another guy for any length of time and have covered all the 'basic' topics, start swapping porn sites, you'll have a real fun time...trust me! Then finally the conversation then turns to something more interesting like after we get some off-sale, where are we going to go to drink?

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

MLB Sourness

I'm a sports fan... let's get that out into the open right now. I like virtually all real sports and by real, I mean a sport that does not involve a judge (or judges) determining how well (or poorly) you have done and thus determining the winner. I do enjoy boxing, but have come to the acceptance that it is a farce like all other entities that involve a judge.

And when I say I like all 'sports', I mean it... I watch every grand slam in tennis (and more), almost every PGA tournament (especially majors), NFL, NHL, NBA, NASCAR, MLB, darts, poker, curling, lacrosse, etc... I even watched the World Cup for soccer the last two times but for some reason soccer just doesn't do it for me. Of course the reason I will watch virtually any sport is that I hate 'regular' television programming...it's all garbage, so I need to find something to watch that will interest me and sports does do that trick.

Now obviously there are some sports I follow and actually take an interest in, especially the NFL and NHL, with the other 'big' sports (NBA, NASCAR, PGA and MLB) with some less degree...and that is my point today, why I can't love the MLB anymore...or at least right now. With the regular season about to start and the sports show all a clamour about opening day, I thought it appropriate to voice my distaste for the MLB...

I was once like most other Americans... in love with baseball in my younger years. I had a card collection that was as good as anyone's my age when I was young. I would love watching baseball and keeping score. I had strat-o-matic baseball and as soon as available, roto-league games for the computer and would attend at least 6-8 games a year - driving 6 hours 1 way to get to a game.

Then 1994 came about and the strike. Because of that strike I became so disinterested in baseball, I didn't watch any games, go to any games or really care about baseball at all. Then 1998 and the McGwire-Sosa homerun derby was making headlines... and try as I might, I could not keep from following along and watching the chase for the homerun record. Even this excitement wasn't enough to fully lure me back to being an admitted 'baseball fan' again, but did seem to ease my hatred towards the league.

Well now we fast forward to 2005, now not only has the league been tainted with performance enhancing drugs, but that moment in time - when in 1998 - seemed so special and like history was being made has been turned into the joke that is the MLB.

I can't like the MLB today, in the state that it is in. Selig, at least at this time, appears to try and let things that happened in the past stay in the past. I think it is a complete disgrace and discredit to all the honost ball players out there that there records will be beaten by cheaters and the league is going to allow it. I think Selig needs to come out, as soon as possible, and say that all guilty parties of steroid use will have their careers nullified and/or asterisked and forever be banned from baseball.

There is absolutely no crediability in baseball right now, as it stands...and living in the hometown of Roger Maris, I can only imagine the betrayal he would be feeling from the MLB right now with the revelations that have come about since his record was beaten... I think it is a sad statement on our society when cheating, even when caught after the fact, could be totally ignored or go unpunished.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Cell Phone Usage Etiquette

I make no claims to being a social rule czar or etiquette guru, but I think it's time some basic cell phone usage rules finally be laid out and the enforcement of these rules need to take place immediately!

Rule 1:

Using your cell phone while driving. If you are unable or incapable of using your cell phone while you drive you must forfeit either the phone or your driver's license, your choice. If you are too dumb to realize that you are not driving properly while on the cell phone and that you should pull over to talk, then you are required to forfeit either your phone or your driver's license that very instant...no ifs, ands or buts.

Rule 2:

If your phone is ever heard making ANY noise during a movie, in a restaurant, at a meeting or essentially any place that is not your house or vehicle, it (the phone) should be destroyed, yes destroyed, immediately.

Rule 3:

Just because you are talking on a cell phone in public does not make you more important or oblivious to anyone that isn't talking on a cell phone at that time. I love the people that think they can maneuver through a line of people with a cell phone to their ear...oh yeah, that makes you so much more important and thus excuses you from all your discourtesy actions...moron. Breaking this rule will require you to either forfeit your phone or get beaten to the crowds delight, whichever you choose.

So there you have it... three basic rules I think we all can live with. So I encourage every person to begin immediate enforcement of these rules and I can guarantee society as a whole will see the benefits. Remember the last time you went out to eat and NOT heard a cell phone ring? I'm telling you we can have these times back again! Don't delay, act today!

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Random Thoughts

Just to get something going, here's some random thoughts...

First, the national weather service... during the winter time, because the weather in the barren wasteland can often be brutal and unaccomodating to us humans it is beneficial to forecast when this inhospitable weather moves into our region...and usually is done accurately 12-24 hours in advance. But in the recent past, the last year or 2, because our winters haven't produced many 'blizzards' and/or winter storms to any severity. For some reason then, the national weather service has issued winter storm warnings days in advance, putting all the simpletons on high alert and advancing the entire region with an 'excuse' to be used as needed. But it never fails...after the news hypes the impending storm and plans are changed, church suppers cancelled and so on.... it turns out to be a pleasant, sunny day...and not just pleasant, I mean the exact opposite of what a winter storm would be... no clouds, no wind, all sunshine and warm... how can any entity keep their credibility after completely whiffing on a weather forecast, the very thing they are suppose to do. The real funny thing is that the next time the national weather service issues a winter storm warning days in advance the simpletons will again be on high alert and everyone must begin to fret...

Cards... I think if you are a red-blooded American male you should be required to at least know the basic rules to a couple of card games, namely poker and hearts. Of course I think everyone should be fluent at playing poker, hearts, pinochle, cribbage, spades and every drinking game. Why? If you ever have been confined to a 'group' that has had some free-time, the 'funnest' times have been when an impromptu card game breaks out. I just know it would suck to be the person who is in the group and doesn't know how (or want) to play cards. Time will surely drag for them. And why not learn some card games? Simple to play, a lifetime to master.

Worse drivers in the world, or at least in my town: Africans. Yes, people from Africa are the worst drivers in the world. I'm not sure why, all I know is that they are by far the worst drivers in my community. To make them worse, just add snow.

McDonald's - Is it just me, but when I was a young kid going to McDonald's was a 'special' treat. The food didn't seem too crappy and there was no playland. Now going to McDonald's seems like an ordinary occurrence and the food downright sucks. When's the last time you went to a 'fast food' joint that actually had a stove that they used to prepare food on? To further elaborate that thought, there is a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant right across the street from where I work and often co-workers and myself will go there to have a beer or two after work... last time there while walking to restroom I noticed their 'kitchen' and the appliances they had... it was 5 microwaves and about 8 deep fryers.... who would of thunk that you could open a 'restaurant' and the only skill your cook needs is to drop a basket into some oil and hit a timer.... Will I eat there again? Most certainly... I'm just observing my own complacency....

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

I've Been Busy....

Yes, it's the same excuse, but I'll always use it...

The past couple of weeks I've been working like a dog... got some new equipment installed at work, like a Synergy 100 switcher (a small video switcher), a Pinnacle Deko 1000 Character Generator, a third camera and a new replay system that utilizes 2 Sony DDR1000 machines (tapeless video recorders). For those that don't care...which is most everyone... it is all pretty cool stuff compared to what I was using before. After getting all that installed we had the combined North Dakota Class A Basktetball tournament here, which I used all the new equipment... everything seemed to go ok and other than working some long days, wasn't all that bad....

This is just my 'check in', I hope to get posting again....

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Award Shows Suck

So I've been stuck at what next to blog about... So many topics, so little time... Ok, so I have a lot of time, just too lazy to write about anything... So with the joke of the Academy Awards over, I figured I might as well tell the world why they suck...And you see, what I am saying, or about too, has already been said by someone, somewhere else, but these points are so true that it is just another observation of idiots in American society, so I feel compelled to do so...

Well, let's start with the actual 'awards' themselves... The awards are given out by the very industry that the candidates are employed in... So you see, this is stupid point one. The entire show and production is just a big party for themselves. So basically it is just a bunch of 'co-workers' getting together to tell each other how great everyone is.

Then lets get down to the substance of the award shows themselves... At one time I actually couldn't wait to watch the Grammy's and the Academy Awards...when they were under 8 1/2 hours in length and much simpler. The Grammy's have by FAR become the biggest farce of an award ceremony. Not only does Jethro Tull beat a metal band (Metallica) for best heavy metal band when the award was first introduced...but the Grammy's continue to add awards to fit almost any album that comes out and does relatively successful (by Grammy standards, which isn't much). I would be embarrassed if I was in the music industry for any length of time and not have won a Grammy by now. The Academy Awards are just as much of a joke that feel the need to make sure everyone is a winner. The Academy Awards have become so 'sensitive' that they no longer can say "...and the winner is". Boy, I am sure all the losers of an award go home feeling much better that no one was called a 'winner' on stage.

And since there is an award show to award award shows, that just shows how many and how stupid the whole award show thing is... it is like reality tv. Since the Academy Awards pull in such big ratings lets have the Golden Globes, Grammy's, Emmy's, Daytime TV Awards, MTV Music Awards (and how can MTV even award music video awards since they don't even play music videos anymore?), Hip-Hop Awards, Country Music Awards and so on and so on... I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for the Reality TV Award show... I sure hope American Idol does well!

And to prove that anyone can win an award... I have worked on 2 documentaries that have won an Emmy and 1 other that won a Peabody. Is it cool? Sure. What did I get out of it... a handshake...

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

"I don't know what cheating is."

I don't know what cheating is. This was the closest Barry Bonds came to admitting he did steroids... because if he didn't know using steroids was cheating, then he doesn't know what cheating is... that is his defense. He also said that "...sure, I lied, but everyone lies." Well, what are you lying about Barry? Of course he wouldn't elaborate as to what he was lying about.

There is very little doubt that Barry Bonds (and others) took performance enhancing drugs (steroids) to aid in their incredible numbers for the past 10 years. So begins the debate as what to do with the records these 'roid-boys' put up and how can anyone sort the non-roid records from the roid-enhanced records?

My solution is simple... asterisk every record set in the past 10 years. Sorry, the innocent will be unintential victims from my plan, but it is a necessity because to allow these astronomical numbers to stand unchallenged in the record books is absolutely an injustice to the entire history of the game itself. Here's some quick facts just to illustrate how steroids has skewed the game over the past 10 years...

Before 1995, about the time the Steroid Era began, there had been two 50-homer season in 25 years. Cincinnati's George Foster hit 52 in 1977 and the Tigers' Cecil Fielder belted 51 in 1990. Between 1995-2002, players hit 50 or more homers 18 times.

As a young player Rafeal Palmeiro was termed by scouts "an opposite-field singles hitters" who had eight, 14, 26 and 22 home runs early in his career. In 1993 (after Canseco became a teammate with the Texas Rangers) Palmeiro hit 37 home runs, followed by 23, 39, 39, 38, 43, 47, 39, 47, 43 and 38. Last year, when baseball began testing for steroids, the elder Palmeiro hit 23 home runs.

From 1997-2000 Bret Boone hit a total of 70 home runs.

The next four years he hit 120, with a high in 2001 of 37. Giambi hit 20, 20 and 27 home runs before blasting off to 33, 43, 38, 41 and 41.

Juan Gonzalez finished 1991 with a decent total of 27 home runs. He had 16 more the following season and 46 in 1993 before being hurt parts of the next two seasons. Then he came back with 47, 42, 45 and 39.

Bonds had 37 home runs in 1998 and 34 the next year. Then he hit 49, followed by 73, 46, 45 and 45.

Sosa had a four-year total of 137 before he broke out with 66, 63, 50 and 64.

MVPs Bonds (2001-04), Sosa (1998), Juan Gonzalez (1996, 1998), Giambi (2000), Pudge Rodriguez (1999) and Canseco (1988) all have the stigma.

I think the managers of the MLB areas much to blame the player's themselves for allowing this to happen. But the managers of the game have the daunting task of trying to give some credibility back to the sport.... If the game doesn't see another 50 homerun guy for another 10, 15 years, it will clearly show how tainted the last 10 years have been.

I will give no credit or validity to any record Bonds sets and if/when he breaks Aaron's homerun record, I would hope that it steroids is referenced and repeated numerous times before, during and after he rounds the bases because that is all the credit he deserves for breaking the record... because he took steroids, he was able to beat Hank Aaron's record... good for you Barry you lying pile of shit.



Friday, February 18, 2005

Chargers place franchise tag on QB Brees

Full Story Here: "SAN DIEGO (Ticker) - Last April, the San Diego Chargers were willing to give away Drew Brees for a fourth-round pick. Now they have named him their franchise player.

Chargers general manager A.J. Smith announced Thursday that the team has designated Brees as a franchise player, giving the Pro Bowl quarterback a salary of $8.078 million in 2005 - the average of the top five players at his position.

Brees was tagged as a 'non-exclusive' franchise player, which means that he can still negotiate with the league's other 31 teams. Should Brees receive an offer from another team, the Chargers can either match the new club's offer, or receive two first-round choices from that team."

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

2004-05 NHL Season Cancelled - Who's To Blame?

I'll preface my remarks with this, I don't claim to be an expert on the negotiations or even the most hardcore fan...but I am a fan and did follow this lockout with some degree of interest...so who's to blame?

Well, there is no question that some blame can be put onto both parties for the cancellation of the season, but I think the majority of blame could be put onto the player's union. Only yesterday did they propose their own 'salary cap' idea after refusing a salary cap for the entire lockout. If they would have put forth their cap plan even a week ago the season could have been saved. The owners, from the beginning, said that there would be collective bargaining agreement (cba) without a salary cap - which again, the player's union rejected all forms of a salary cap until less than 24 hours until the cancellation.

Whether you believe the numbers the owners/Bettman put forth, the truth is the NHL was losing money and had several franchises that weren't financially solvent. The player's seemed to not care. They used the upper franchise's spending as a basis for their minimums, and these upper franchises consisted of just a handful of teams. Using any of their proposals the NHL would have resorted to what the MLB is today... teams like the Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers and big spending teams will clearly horde the talent and be legitamate cup contenders before a season would even begin. Whereas the more frugal and smaller market teams struggle to survive with little hope of even contending.

Many a hockey analyst has implied that the owners intended to break the union...but the union merely had to sign the $42.5 million final proposal and there would still be a season this year and a union next year. Now the NHLPA is receiving no money this season and unless they come to some agreement prior to next season's start, that amount will remain at nothing. According to Bettman's remarks today that all efforts are towards starting the 2005-06 season on schedule, which would lead one to think that replacement players would be used if a CBA is still not reached with the NHLPA.

To further hurt the NHLPA, Bettman also said that the final $42.5 million cap plan offered late yesterday is no longer on the table...meaning that negotiations begin at square one. With the NHLPA already showing that they would agree to some form of cap plan has just weakened its own footing.

With both sides knowing that damage has been done to the league in regards to potential fan support, one would think the owners would lower their cap proposal - Bettman said the $42.5 million cap would mean losses sustained by the league for the next 2 years, and I would think that the owners would want to lessen that blow.

To add to the union's woes, their are reports swirling that several players are dissatisfied with Goodenow and the process that was taken. As well as rumours of several players that are willing to break ranks and cross the line if a season were to begin without an union approved cba.

The end result, though, is that the season has been cancelled. The NHL was losing money and fans prior to this and who knows how long it will take to recover. But it is clear that both sides had little interest in the fans of their sport and are taking them for granted.

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

We're Number 1!

North Dakota makes it as number one... in underage binge drinking!

In a national survey conducted in 2002-03 North Dakotans aged 12 and older, 31% responded that they had 5 or more drinks in one sitting. The national average is 21% - numbers courtesy the National Survery On Drug Use And Health.

Gee, North Dakota has had consistent out-migration of it's young people and leads the nation in binge drinking. How could that be? I mean the jobs in North Dakota are some of the lowest paying (on national averages) jobs around and in Fargo, our police chief makes sure no one is having any fun what-so-ever (ie: party patrols, sobriety checkpoints, etc...). I have no idea why kids would binge drink rather than do some of the other fun activities that grace the barren wasteland that is North Dakota like.... um... hmmm... there's ah.... wait, gimme a minute.......

Ok, maybe binge drinking is the only thing to do...so can you blame them?

Why American Idol Sucks

Ok, full rant mode has been achieved...

I will preface this, and all my other rants regarding television, that I use to work in television and as a result, I think everything on national TV sucks, with the exception of sports and The Simpsons.

American Idol sucks and panders to STUPID people...ie: 13 year-old girls. I have not watched 1 second of this show and know absolutely nothing about it...so you then say to yourself, how can I make such a definitive statement about a show that I have never watched...easy:

First, there is a promo for American Idol on Fox ever 4 seconds, so I probably have seen every episode without even knowing it...I may not know the names, but I certainly know the faces. Next, the show is such a phenominal success that a person can not avoid it's mention on any media. And finally, we all know (again because we've seen 1 trillion promos for the fucking show) how the show works... people perform and then are either lauded with praise or ripped apart.

So why does it suck? For starters, you have the people that watch the show because they secretly (or maybe not secretly) dream of being a singing sensation themselves. They think by watching this show they will learn some valuable 'tips' from the judges that will further their own singing career - which currently is singing karaoke at bars and feeling like a superstar. These very same people then get their own ego stroked when on American Idol they show the horrible performers and ridicule that they receive..."Well I know I'm better than him, I could try out for American Idol and then who knows what?" stupid person thinks...

What could possibly be worse than American Idol you ask? Well, how about people talking about American Idol... Oh, I liked Dave last night because he had a red coat on and danced...but Debbie last week was so on... gimme a break... isn't there a karaoke competition you need to be at?

To show you how dumb the people that watch AI really are, there is the bad singer who performed 'She Bangs' by Ricky Martin last year (or 2 years ago...or whenever...) and now is putting out records and people are actually buying it... if I need to explain how stupid a person is for buying someone's music just to hear how awful it is to you, you best stop reading this now because you probably like American Idol and thus are truly an idiot. You truly are a pawn in society if this is you... Fox owns - yes OWNS the people that win and perform on AI. These performers are probably lucky to be able to make rent money off their record contracts whereas Fox and their record label(s) easily garner the majority of those contracts... and why shouldn't they? They made the performer popular and who they are... there is no way any of these performers would even be known by the idiots that watch AI unless it was for AI itself...which adds to the stupidity of the show itself... don't you idiots see that the entire show is being fed to you? Probably not... you probably think the whole thing is on the up and up and that the winners of the show are truly "star-worthy".

Where are any of these 'stars' of AI today? And if you have an answer, it's only because Fox and their record label are keeping them around. Once the dumb-ass idiots lose their interest in this season's 'flavor' you will no longer hear about any of these AI folks... and god-forbid if the show were to go off the air... I'm just waiting for the headlines "Former American Idol Star Arrested..." because I know it's coming!

I will keep you posted!

Addendum...

Newer Posts:

Why American Idol Sucks Part. II
Why American Idol Still Sucks
American Idol Star Arrested: Who Would Have Guessed

Updated 3/17/08:
American Idol: Jumped The Shark

Why ESPN Sucks

I posted this on my favorite fantasy sports game, Jock$tocks... and I thought... why don't I have more of my rants on here? Well, here we go... from 7/28/04....

ESPN is celebrating it's 25th Anniversary this year and what better way to wish ESPN a happy birthday then to rip it down and stomp on it...and why today? Read to the end....


Ok, for anyone that has watched ESPN from it's inception, I think, will be able to at least see my observations....

First, I'll start with their NFL Coverage...

Remember when ESPN Game Day actually was an hour-long show that would go around the league and set up each game? Go through personel, match-ups, weather conditions, standings, playoff positioning and basically set up every game? Remember those days? Now I can not even stomach turning on Game Day...why? Here's why:

Chris Berman: Thanks for joining us on ESPN's Game Day where we will get you ready for all the day's match-ups.... Like the Giants-Eagles game, it looks like it will be another classic in the making and now we turn to person X who has this touching story about one of the players....

(4 minute player profile)

Chris Berman: Wow, such adversity for that young man and we hope it all works out for him and his family.

When we come back we have much more!

(3 minutes of commercials)

Chris Berman: Welcome back...the NFC Norris division has one of it's best rivals matching up this week, the Vikes and the Pack at the (deep voice for effect) frozen tundra of Lambeau Field. It will no-doubtedly be a clash for the division lead and person X has this story about an incredible player.

(4 minute player profile)

Chris Berman: Wow, such adversity for that young man and we hope it all works out for him and his family.

When we come back we have much more!

(3 minutes of commercials)

You get the picture...remember when they actually talked about the game??? Now they have even extended the duration of NFL Game-day and I think they actually talk LESS about every game...it has become an endless parade of player profiles...just like the Olympics...

And I do admit that their NFL Prime-Time is still what it was...highlights from every game...although at one time every game was given roughly equal coverage...now I'm lucky to see only 2 of the 6 Charger interceptions, whereas I will see damn-near every play from a Patriot-Dolphin game...but maybe that isn't a bad thing....

Now on to ESPN Original Programming....

With the exception of PTI there has not been ONE show that ESPN fully produces that is worth watching. They produce shows that pretty much make Stuart Scott the 'focus' and I have grown so TIRED of Stuart's 'ubran lingo' (for lack of a better adjective) that he feels he needs to make sure is spewed out at every opportunity. "Stump The Schwab"...the premise: know more about sports then the ESPN sports geek...simple enough, now how to ruin this premise, just add Stuart Scott and some lame game-play rules, ie: poker chips (that Stuart gets to hand out) and cards that have strike on it. Dream job...get non-professionals to try and become a sports caster but make sure you got Stuart on the set to add the 'flavor'. Gee, I almost vomit when I see/hear several of the ESPN sports anchors and the way they pitch stories, I'm sure the non-professionals would be just as 'fun' to watch...

I won't even comment on 'playmakers'....

And now I begin to see a trend in their programming...do you?

for the first 3 years (from 2000-03) we had Sportscentury and greatest moments of the first 100 years of sports. Players, teams, moments...etc... This year we have ESPN 25... hour-long specials recapping a variety of sporting events that have ocurred since ESPN's start date - essentially re-hashing many of the same items again. What is it going to be next year? The new millenium, a look at the first 5 years of the new century? I am on the edge of my seat in anticipation of what 'series' ESPN can possible dream up for next year but I no-doubtedly will be tired of seeing the endless promos for whatever it is, just as I am today with their current ESPN25 campaign.

And to keep this post relatively brief (yes, I know...too late...)

My big finale...ESPN Sportscenter itself... to illustrate how this entity has become almost a joke in itself....

Anchor Person: The Mets-Braves met today at Shea and in 1823 Sock-Less Slim pitched a 6 hitter but ended up losing that game because the Mets could only muster 3 hits and no runs. In 1856 it was Glover McBase that had a no-hitter going into the 5th inning when the Braves got rocked and lost 7-5. Let's now flashback to 1913 when the Mets won a thriller 7-4 off a grand-slam in the ninth. Turn the clock to 1925 and Jacob Young stole home to win in extra-innings. In 1954 the Braves had a 16 game win-streak snapped by the Mets in a 10-2 match-up that meant nothing. Now look to 1962 when Josh Cleats was the hero after making a fantastic catch at the wall to perserve a 6-4 lead. In 1965 another great mid-summer classic with the Mets throttling the Braves 15-3 in 100+ degree weather. 1968 had the Mets on an improbably win streak that the hapless Braves won due to 3 Mets' errors in the ninth inning. 1973 was a year that neither the Braves or the Mets want to remember but Todd Dugout for the Braves had 4 homeruns in 3 games against the Mets to help the Braves take the season-series. 1976 was the year the Mets were to be revitalized but the Braves soundly beat them with the help of Rafeal DeJesus' 4 stolen bases. Flashback to 1983 when the Mets won 4 games in a row and looking to take the drivers seat for the pennant soundly beat the Braves in 6 consecutive meetings, primarily due to Dave Jones' bat...batting an insane .560 against the Braves. Jump to 1986, the Mets lose 10 straight and then win 9 in a row, 6 of them against the Braves. Now turn to 1993, a series for the ages, the Mets and Braves split the season series with all the games decided by 3 runs or less. Flashback to 1996, who could forget the July 23rd game which saw 8 homeruns with the 8th homerun off the bat of Jason Killjoy to end the game in the 14th inning. And just 3 years ago, in 2001 there was the pitching duel that delighted all, with a 2-1 Brave's victory... so would today's game live up to all that history? Nope, Brave's win easily 8-2 off a Chipper Jones grand slam. Now back to you Stuart....

I purposely left out many of the adjectives and descriptive phrases they inlcude to make the intro brief...but I think you get the picture...but do you remember when ESPN would JUST give you highlights and scores? Remember the good ole' days?

So why the rant today? This is why...

I'm sitting here at work and have the opportunity to be watching some TV while I work...and those that know morning programming, know there isn't much on... so what do I do? I turn on some ESPN Sportscenter and what do I see ESPN Sportscenter doing, and promoting? Athletes and musicians. A whole segment on how successfull or unsuccessful some athletes have been in the music industry and then they conclude their show with some rap star performing.... and apparently this is a 'series' so there will be more of these fine segments in future ESPN Sportscenter shows... give me a break!!!! I can see it already...

The year, 2005: ESPN is proud to present a year-long, in-depth series on the best sports related songs/music videos, athlete performance, stadium songs and team anthems. So tune in every Tuesday night at 7 PM EST to see the countdown of the 100 best songs all year long....

BLEAH!!!!!!!