NFL Hall Of Fame: Lowering The Bar

The 2007-08 NFL Season will officially kick off this weekend with the Hall Of Fame induction ceremony and 1st preseason game. The NFL Hall Of Fame was the last Hall Of Fame with any legitimacy in my eyes but that is all being washed away this year with the induction of Michael Irvin. Loud-mouth, coke-snorting Michael Irvin will be inducted this year. He's all-time stats are respectable but not mind-blowing and considering he was on a 'stacked' team discounts his accomplishments, in my eyes.

He is part of my "I can't understand a fucking word he is saying" dream team which, so far, is just him and Shannon Sharpe. These two guys stick up for the losers in the league and will SHOUT everything they say because they have nothing interesting to say in the first place but by shouting it makes a person think they are saying something of substance.

After the ceremony there will be strippers and plenty of blow at his hotel.