Miss South Carolina: As Bright As A Bag Of Hammers

Supporters of pageants have always tried to explain how 'beauty' is just one of the criteria that a contestant was judged upon...

After seeing this clip from the Miss Teen USA pageant, a person has to wonder what level of intelligence does one of these contestants actually need win? Obviously not much, she took third...I wonder how dumb the losers were?



The reason why 1/5th of Americans can't find the USA on a map is because many don't have a map...starts out the whole rambling...classic. You could tell she was just itching to talk about more worldly issues like "the Iraq" and South Africa...something that matters more to U.S. Americans.