Jay Culter Is A Whiny Cry-Baby

I was wondering the other day, when I would see another self-absorbed, whiny, cry-baby NFL player that could fill the void that, with the temporary retirement of Brett Favre, currently exists in the NFL.  And then the Jay Cutler drama was delivered.  

So let's review what has happened so far...

It all started out when the new Bronco head coach apparently tried to work Cutler into a trade that would get Matt Cassels to Denver.  Cutler puts his house up for sale in Denver, refuses to go to offseason team meetings and cries like a baby that how could the Broncos dare do this.

Next, the Broncos with new head coach Josh McDaniels, personally meet with Cutler, McDaniels even comes out and publicly states that Cutler is the Bronco's starting quarterback.  Cry-baby Cutler's next move was to demand to be traded from Denver and the Bronco's, I'm sure getting sick of his bullshit, are more than happy to oblige and begin to 'shop' Cutler around ... but now, today, Cutler says he didn't ask for a trade and wants(?) to stay in Denver?

So this situation couldn't have worked out better for the Bronco's... now they are willing to trade Cutler, but Cutler continues to flip-flop and basically display at what an immature, whiny person he is...so regardless of whether the Bronco's give a shit about Cutler's feelings - which at this point they shouldn't - do they want to continue to have this guy on their roster?  If you keep him, you obviously know what you got... a whiny cry-baby quarterback who led a team that had a 4 game lead in their division with 4 games to play and lost the division (only time in NFL history that has happened).  Is he really worth the hassle?  But now, he is essentially 'damaged goods'.  Every NFL team on the planet knows the situation in Denver has reached critical mass...the Broncos, again, I would have to think are sick of his bullshit and are going to trade him away.  So my secret wish is for Cutler to get traded to some shitty team...like Detroit or the 49'ers and for him to continue to suck and get the shit beat out of him via being sacked and knocked down 100 times a game.  But, and more importantly for my own personal delight, the Broncos need to get worse ... they need to draft a quarterback that sucks even worse than Cutler and become an even worse team then they were last year. 

A final interesting fact about this whole 'drama' is that Cutler's agent is the same agent as Brett Favre, Bus Cook.  And anyone that has done some quick reading on Cook can see a pattern of ineptness on the part of Cook in many of the clients he handles...with two primary exhibits, Favre and Culter, being prominently displayed the past 2 offseasons.  So, if I was to give any credit to Cutler during this whole saga, it may have a lot to do with the dolt he hired as an agent...but then who is dumber?  Cutler for hiring a moron or Cutler for listening to a moron...guess it all still is Cutler's fault and he is a whiny, cry-baby moron.

Let me conclude by saying I know of no finer organization for this whole episode to happen at than the Denver Broncos.  Regardless of how this whole thing ends, it is likely that the Bronco's team will have some aftermath that will hopefully effect their performance on the field and the end result would be that the Bronco's suck even more.  As I have publicly declared many times, my two favorite teams are the San Diego Chargers and whoever is playing Denver.  So this entire drama has been nothing but good news to me and I hope it only drags out longer and becomes more bizarre and complicated....just keep my Charger team away from it at all costs!