I have mentioned it a long time ago that I inted to start my own church which features a drive-thru. You merely have to come and drop your money off and you will receive whatever you would like in return to make you feel like you have received something holy, a shot of wine, some unlevened bread, some holy water, incense, bag of beans...whatever you need, we'll have it for you.
A person may want to join my religion now while I'm keeping things affordable...once I mention that the weekly 'prayer service' is a viewing of American Idol, my congreation will explode...
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